The Downward Spiral of Not Fratting Hard
Let us consider, "Lenny."
Lenny was an average college student with an average choice: Frat hard, or go home?
Lenny chose to go home. He decided that the pressures of being fratty were too great, and he instead chose to delve into the neverending cycle of being a douchebag. Watch as Lenny's choice to go home systematically ruins his life...
Lenny, since he wasn't out half the night fratting hard, gets up early so he can eat a hearty breakfast before class. What is his breakfast of choice?
After years of eating these 1200 calorie delights, Lenny decides that he made the wrong decision, and decides to go out and try to frat hard. However, he does no research on how long it takes for one to learn how to frat hard, and he finds himself in a situation where the fratitude in the air is overwhelming. Lenny can't handle it, and he escapes only after substantial embarassment:
After this incident, Lenny swears off fratting hard forever. Diving head first into a life of douchebaggery, Lenny decides to start life over with a new outlook on life. he commemorates this decision with a new car. Here is Lenny sitting beside his new baby:
Unless you want this life for yourself, make the right decision when you are presented with the choice to Frat Hard or Go Home.
Lenny was an average college student with an average choice: Frat hard, or go home?
Lenny chose to go home. He decided that the pressures of being fratty were too great, and he instead chose to delve into the neverending cycle of being a douchebag. Watch as Lenny's choice to go home systematically ruins his life...
Lenny, since he wasn't out half the night fratting hard, gets up early so he can eat a hearty breakfast before class. What is his breakfast of choice?
After years of eating these 1200 calorie delights, Lenny decides that he made the wrong decision, and decides to go out and try to frat hard. However, he does no research on how long it takes for one to learn how to frat hard, and he finds himself in a situation where the fratitude in the air is overwhelming. Lenny can't handle it, and he escapes only after substantial embarassment:
After this incident, Lenny swears off fratting hard forever. Diving head first into a life of douchebaggery, Lenny decides to start life over with a new outlook on life. he commemorates this decision with a new car. Here is Lenny sitting beside his new baby:
Unless you want this life for yourself, make the right decision when you are presented with the choice to Frat Hard or Go Home.
posted by Doug Neidermeyer at 4:26 PM
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