Fratting Hard All Over The World

Fratting hard is not confined to the United States. As we discussed in our earlier lesson, The Deep South, fratting hard is culturally definined. As a further example, we will look at fratting throughout different world cultures.

Egypt

Most professors of fratology conclude that the early Egyptians were the first culture to frat hard. In this wall mural, we see a young man fratting hard by sitting with his hot girlfriend while a servant girl brings him wine. The hieroglyphics above read, "The wine is worth more than the servant will be paid in her life."

Turkey

Few things are frattier than dating multiple partners at once when they all know about each other and still want you. This law of fratology was first established by the rulers of the Ottoman Empire, who all boasted impressive harems of ladies who totally gave it up all the time.

Western Europe

This painting by Edouard Manet shows the typical day in the life of a European gentleman who fratted hard. Note the wasting of food because they're too rich to care, the expensive clothes, and the fact that they've got that one chick drunk enough to get naked. The girl in the background, most scholars agree, is not with the party, but is rather attempting to put her head below water in order to keep it from exploding from the fratitude which she has witnessed.