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They Should Have Just Went Home

Where do I even begin? Necktie with K-Mart quality striped shirt...hooded sweatshirts...and, worst of all, a blooper video for rush purposes? This couldn't get much worse.

The sacred art of rush should not be infringed upon in the manner seen in this video. The truly fratty need not resort to such pedestrian tactics; the best houses have potential pledges thinking, "Please rush me." They do not have the brothers making amateur Jackass videos in their newest Aeropostale attire screaming, "Rush (insert desperate house here)."

Most likely, any potential quality pledges who viewed this video thought, "If I wanted to spend my time not fratting hard, I would just join the Chemistry club. They don't frat any less than the guys in this video, and the girls there have low self esteem."

Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week

In the spirit of Christmas Cocktail and Formal season, the following word should help you in the event that you are taking a date who refuses to frat hard every second of the day.

Deformalize (verb) - the act of a fratdaddy or sorostitute dumping their date prior to or during a fraternity or sorority formal or cocktail. This term only applies when the action is taken by the person who's fraternity or sorority is hosting the event.

Ex: Allison is currently my date to formal, but I am going to deformalize her and take Jessica because she frats harder.

Contribute Content to FrattingHard.com

We noticed from post comments that there is some interest in submitting content to FrattingHard.com from some of the fratdaddies and sorostitutes out there that want to help show the world what it means to frat hard.

If you have content that you would like to see (or have any suggestions or complaints), you can send it to:

frathardorgohome@gmail.com

Thanks.

Example of a University NOT Fratting Hard

This video is indicative of a university that, unfortunately, has completely punted the need to frat hard. The tag line of this video is, "HOT, HOT, HOT!" This is an apt lesson for the video to teach, as this is a line that the school's graduates will often repeat while advising their customers at McDonald's that their coffee is, "HOT, HOT, HOT!" Please, do not take this as a slam upon the academic standards of the institution; it is simply an all too predictable conclusion that can be ascertained from seeing a student body that goes home so often.

Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week

We here at http://www.frattinghard.com/ care about building your vocabulary span in an effort to increase your level of frat in conversations with fellow fratters. From this point forward, we will give you a fratty word or phrase of the week to use in such conversations. As a first week special, there will be two words and one phrase. All words and phrases will be added to the FH Dictionary.

Shacking (verb) - The act of a fratdaddy and sorostitute sleeping in the same bed.

Walk of Shame (verb) - The walk a sorostitute must make after shacking at a fratdaddy's house.

Shackwear (noun) - A fraternity t-shirt worn by sorostitutes after shacking at a fratdaddy's house to avoid doing the walk of shame in her attire from the previous night.

Fratty vs. GDI #3 (Vehicle Edition)

Getting to Class

Fratty: Making a Pledge Drive

GDI: Riding a Bicycle or Driving a Honda Element

Vehicle Miles Per Gallon

Fratty: Under 10

GDI: Over 30

Vehicle Tag

Fratty: University Name and/or Logo

GDI: Their Name - Airbrushed

Vehicle Sticker

Fratty: Greek Letters and University Name

GDI: P.E.T.A. or Apple Computer Logo

Vehicle Wheels

Fratty: Factory

GDI: Plastic Spinners from Wal-Mart

Colleges That Are Fratting A Little Harder Today

With our state of the art web tracker (which we found through a Google search of, "how to see how many people want to frat hard"), we here at FrattingHard.com take care to note which universities across the world have students that are interested in learning how to frat harder.

We'd like to thank the following universities who are cultivating young minds that understand that learning to frat hard is an integral part of the college experience (someone from all of the following logged in to frattinghard.com today):


Monday, November 27th:
Washington and Lee University -- Lexington, Virginia
Columbia University -- New York, New York
Northwestern University -- Evanston, Illinois
Elon University -- Elon, North Carolina
Florida Southern College -- Lakeland, Florida

Sunday, November 26nd:
Brown University -- Providence, Rhode Island
University of Pennsylvania -- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wednesday, November 22nd:
Texas Tech -- Lubbock, Texas
Emory University -- Atlanta, Georgia

Tuesday, November 21st:
Union College -- Schenectady, New York
Clemson University -- Clemson, South Carolina

Monday, November 20th:
Wake Forest University -- Winston Salem, North Carolina
St. Louis University -- St. Louis, Missouri
University of Virginia -- Charlottesville, Virginia
Union University -- Jackson, Tennessee
University of Dayton -- Dayton, Ohio
University of Texas at Arlington -- Arlington, Texas

Sunday, November 19th:
Hampden-Sydney College -- Hampden-Sydney, Virginia
Mary Washington College -- Fredericksburg, Virginia
University of Alabama at Birmingham -- Birmingham, Alabama
University of Georgia -- Athens, Georgia
University of South Carolina -- Columbia, South Carolina

If you're logging in from your college, let us know in the comments section of this post.

Have a Fratty Rivalry Saturday

What the Oscars is to Hollywood, the Super Bowl is to the NFL, and the Las Vegas Star Trek convention is to 37 year old virgins, college football rivalry weekend is the time when all the heavy hitters of the fratty culture come out and show why they are elites among their peers. With this knowledge, though, many among the fratty place too much pressure on themselves to frat harder than ever. Falling victims to this pressure, they end up departing from the tried and true rules of fratting hard, and end up doing things that they would normally immediately recognize as not fratty. To help prevent this unfortunate reality, please take heed of the following tips. Following the normal laws of the fratty, all while taking special care to avoid the following, will assure you a place among the frattiest in the stadium this Saturday.

#1) Don't descend into normal fandom: It is an unquestioned rule of fratology that all but the most subtle hints of fandom are forbidden. While others defile themselves with graphic t-shirts, body paint, novelty hats, and (worst of all) replica jerseys, the fratty come dressed for success with shirt and tie for guys and an appropriate dress for ladies. Don't be the one in your section that ignores this black letter rule and paints your face, wears more than one college logo anywhere on your person, or comes decked out in Under Armor. Leave such a faux pas to the GDI's and use your normal discretion in wardrobe decisions.

#2) Pre-game fratting is still mandatory: Pre-game fratting is essential to a fratty gameday. Ample tailgating with other fratters, lunch at a sorority house, and arriving just in time for kickoff to your seat saved by a pledge should be just as important...nay, more important...on this weekend as on any other. Do not be tricked into attending open pre-game pep rallies and the like by wiley university athletic marketers. Instead, take your usual fratty plans and crank them up with maximum fratitude.

#3) Don't let a loss affect post-game fratting: Where gameday truly separates the fratty from the non-fratty is often after the final whistle has been blown. Post game cocktails, house parties, or a trip to the local strip should be the mandatory plan after every game. However, the emotion bound up in a rivalry game can often make the fratters on the losing side lose heart after the game, causing them to ignore their post game duties. Know that while the game is important, no loss should be enough to (and no loss is an excuse to) completely ignore your fraterly duties. As always, you should challenge others to frat hard or go home, and you yourself should strive to be the last one that does the latter.

FH.com Under Attack

We are having technical difficulties currently here at FrattingHard.com, no doubt caused by malicious attacks by GDI douchebags using their l33t haX0r skillz. The problem is cosmetic in nature, and all actual text should still be accessible.

Update #1: We have identified the issue. For security reasons, we will not reveal it, but we can say that it is undoubtedly the result of douchebaggery.

Update #2: Problem resolved. The douchebags responsible for the attack have been hazed.

Fratty vs. GDI #2

Hair Style
Fratty: Fratshag
GDI: Frosted Tips

Late Night Activity
Fratty: Bar Hopping
GDI: World of Warcraft Tournament

Short Length
Fratty: 2 Inch Inseams
GDI: Slightly Above Ankles

Shoes
Fratty: Topsiders/Newbies
GDI: Chuck Taylor's

Shacking
Fratty: Only With Sorostitutes (for the fratty Male) or Fratdaddies (for the fratty female)
GDI: Only with blow up dolls

**** DOUCHE-OFF ****

From CollegeHumor.com...


The shirtless ones look bad now, but it gets worse.

Killed in a tragic garbage disposal accident

Nice lipstick, Casanova

Johnny Depp, he's not.

Class personified.

Another potential hard fratter falls to the intrigue of earrings and hair gel.

Get ready to change your panties, ladies.

Future career: Habitual pornography addiction retreat attendee

It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a future serial rapist...

Didn't find the humor in the South Park "World of Warcraft" episode

I know you want to test his light saber, ladies...

When your photographer gets Photoshop for Christmas...

This guy is a Tri-Delt...if "Delta" stands for DOUCHEBAG, DOUCHEBAG, DOUCHEBAG

His idea of wedding vows: "It puts the lotion on its skin..."

The holy trinity of douchebaggery...stupid, redneck, and overexposed.

He had to read a book to learn how to douche this hard...

Q: What captures the essence of your being? A: I like 'nanners.

Lost his virginity to a Ziploc bag full of KY Jelly.

Unadulterated douchebaggery.

The fratty way to take a funny senior picture. This guy probably frats extremely hard now

Fratting Hard in China

In the Far East, the need to frat hard is ingrained in children starting at a very young age. This teacher took it upon himself to make some of his middle school students hardcore fratters before they even drive.

Why have the Chinese decided that such early frat training is necessary? Simply put, it is to avoid future disasters like this. This young man was not trained on the intricacies and nuances of fratting hard, and when he tried to frat hard without adequate training, the results were deadly.

Fratting Hard Around the Globe: Sweden

As we have observed before, different cultures frat hard in different ways. This video exhibits how our friends, the Swedes, frat hard...as shown by the frattiest man in Sweden, Gunther.

The Downward Spiral of Not Fratting Hard

Let us consider, "Lenny."

Lenny was an average college student with an average choice: Frat hard, or go home?

Lenny chose to go home. He decided that the pressures of being fratty were too great, and he instead chose to delve into the neverending cycle of being a douchebag. Watch as Lenny's choice to go home systematically ruins his life...

Lenny, since he wasn't out half the night fratting hard, gets up early so he can eat a hearty breakfast before class. What is his breakfast of choice?



After years of eating these 1200 calorie delights, Lenny decides that he made the wrong decision, and decides to go out and try to frat hard. However, he does no research on how long it takes for one to learn how to frat hard, and he finds himself in a situation where the fratitude in the air is overwhelming. Lenny can't handle it, and he escapes only after substantial embarassment:



After this incident, Lenny swears off fratting hard forever. Diving head first into a life of douchebaggery, Lenny decides to start life over with a new outlook on life. he commemorates this decision with a new car. Here is Lenny sitting beside his new baby:



Unless you want this life for yourself, make the right decision when you are presented with the choice to Frat Hard or Go Home.